a few nights ago, i was "slapped" awake, in the face, by my husband. he whispered to me, "oh i'm sorry...my hand fell" and continued in his sweet slumber. i was officially awake the rest of the night.
slap bet on.
that is all.
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Uncle Steve
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Hmmm, I have been married to your Aunt Teresa for almost 30 years and this has never happened to either of us. Kelly, this sounds like something you see only in a movie and should be investigated further. Not to cause any trouble !!!!!! Uncle Steve
During my first week of marriage I was ordered out of bed in the middle of the night because I was smashing Carol. Hmmmm, funny on a private level to us, huh? Then he woke up, got back in bed and went to sleep. The next night he answer a pretend phone in his sleep, openned one eye, and said "don't say a word". Things have been pretty calm since then, but he had me a little worried. I suggest you wear a mask covered in spikes. That should nip it in the bud.
My friend once had her fiance tell her, in the middle of the night while he was dead asleep, "Scoot over, more people are coming." ----- And hilariously cute picture of Milo, by the way. :-)
Dear sweet (naive)Kelly, It was bound to happen. This somehow surprises you? Remember, we are talking about someone who as a young boy at IU's soccer camp sleepwalked into other players' rooms, woke them up and asked to borrow their movies. At that same camp, the very next night he walked down three flights of stairs in the dorm and woke up just as he was about to exit the dorm. As a college student,lest we not forget the night he (sleep)dove from the top bunk into the loveseat. As I recall, that one left him pretty battered and bruised. Then as a young adult, he walked out of his apartment and awakened just as he was getting into his jeep to head to your apartment. These are just a few highlights of his night time escapades. I told you on your wedding day that the torch had officially been passed. I just can't begin to express my gratitude to you for how peaceful my sleep is, knowing my son now has a gatekeeper for his nocturnal wanderings. I've never been able to explain his behavior except that there appears to be a lot of cranial cavorting going on with that young man at bedtime. By the way, do you think he could have seen a spider on your face:) My advice...keep a bottle of Benadryl close by for whichever of you will benefit most. Much love.
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Hmmm, I have been married to your Aunt Teresa for almost 30 years and this has never happened to either of us. Kelly, this sounds like something you see only in a movie and should be investigated further. Not to cause any trouble !!!!!!
Uncle Steve
During my first week of marriage I was ordered out of bed in the middle of the night because I was smashing Carol. Hmmmm, funny on a private level to us, huh? Then he woke up, got back in bed and went to sleep. The next night he answer a pretend phone in his sleep, openned one eye, and said "don't say a word". Things have been pretty calm since then, but he had me a little worried. I suggest you wear a mask covered in spikes. That should nip it in the bud.
My friend once had her fiance tell her, in the middle of the night while he was dead asleep, "Scoot over, more people are coming."
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And hilariously cute picture of Milo, by the way. :-)
Dear sweet (naive)Kelly, It was bound to happen. This somehow surprises you? Remember, we are talking about someone who as a young boy at IU's soccer camp sleepwalked into other players' rooms, woke them up and asked to borrow their movies. At that same camp, the very next night he walked down three flights of stairs in the dorm and woke up just as he was about to exit the dorm. As a college student,lest we not forget the night he (sleep)dove from the top bunk into the loveseat. As I recall, that one left him pretty battered and bruised. Then as a young adult, he walked out of his apartment and awakened just as he was getting into his jeep to head to your apartment. These are just a few highlights of his night time escapades. I told you on your wedding day that the torch had officially been passed. I just can't begin to express my gratitude to you for how peaceful my sleep is, knowing my son now has a gatekeeper for his nocturnal wanderings. I've never been able to explain his behavior except that there appears to be a lot of cranial cavorting going on with that young man at bedtime. By the way, do you think he could have seen a spider on your face:) My advice...keep a bottle of Benadryl close by for whichever of you will benefit most. Much love.
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