seriously

well folks, it happened again. except this time it wasn't a critter lurking across the room. nope. it was...wait for it...A CHAIR!

it goes as follows:

brandt: "seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously!!!" pause. "shhh. seriously." pause.

me: what do you think you are seeing right now?

brandt: "the chair. seriously." pause. "oh, never mind."